darknation said: Actually, I'm not finished. I wasn't going to get involved here, but someone summoned the Blubbering Vagina. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You really shouldn't put yourself down. Actually, yes you should. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The reason why I have been 'banned' from reviewing is because I am a troll. Yet, NickBaker has been lured back to doomworld by a thread started by... a troll. Not even a particularly good troll. Any troll worth his salt by now (a day and a half and 65 posts in) would have caused at least one person to contact Marv with a stinging letter of condemnation and then run away with his blubbering vagina between his legs to newdoom or whatever hellhole you tards go to when you've been humiliated in public (again). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's a well established fact that the more a man insults other mens' genitalia, the more they are concerned about their own penis. By the amount you do it, it would seem yours is aproximately 1/2 an inch long, if not shorter. I'd also rather have a blubbering vagina than look like one - that acne really caused you major problems, eh? And since this means you humiliate yourself in a public every time you leave the house (hence your need to try to gain pleasure by trolling, as is the case with 99% of trolls), this would demonstrate what you just said is an utter load of bollocks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nick Baker, the fact that you have chosen to make your return in this thread proves beyond all doubt that you are the leading Stupid Asshole in this community. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For fucks sake, are you really that moronic? That role has been yours for years. Come on, it's so blatantly obvious that everyone fucking hates you. The only reason they put up with your shit is because they feel sorry for you because of your obvious lack of social contact in real life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That you are here defending a piece of shit like NeoDoom does not bode well for your future work, which I WILL be reviewing in a prominent position. Just to fuck with your ovulation. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not defending anything. What I am saying is that people who go around calling other people "blubbering vaginas" probably shouldn't act like blubbering vaginas themselves. Yet you, deathz0r, AlexMax and others do it in pretty much every single post you write. Oh, and to whoever it has who a bizarre obsession with my real name: You really are a fucking little emo freak. Where in the entirety of the thread that caused me to be losered did I once complain about people at Doomworld hurting other peoples' feelings? Answere: nowhere. What I *actually* said that if your feelings get easily hurt (e.g. by criticisms of your reviews), you probably shouldn't be going around insulting people yourself. THAT is the reason I call certain people here emo - they whine, bitch and moan about every tiny, trivial little thing (e.g. acting like a wad they don't like is the end of the world), but if someone else dares question *them*, they start crying like a pathetic little girl. The only difference between these people and members of the emo music scene is that the former are in denial: they use bizarre, obscene and above all pathetic humour to try to cover up the fact they are currently blubbing their eyes out, whereas the latter don't care that everyone else knows what a worthless sack of crap they truly are. EDIT: out of curiousity, who was it who decided to change all user names to Nick Baker and assign everyone my avatar? Because whoever it is, I'd like to suggest they go away and not come back until they've actually developed a proper sense of humour. Last edited by NiGHTMARE on 09-24-06 at 18:17 NiGHTMARE said: BTW, isn't it ironic that I act like darknation for less than an hour, and get losered for it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you wish assboat. You lack any sort of wit or skill when trolling. It's not ironic, it's proof that you are a total spastic. NiGHTMARE Loser Posts: 4758 Registered: 05-00 My little finger holds more wit and skill than you. My middle finger.. well, that holds more wit and skill than you can even dream about, knobmuncher. Care to take a look at it? I mean, assboat? That's just a variation on assclown or asshat, which are so five years ago. Get with the times, turdlicker. Come on admit it, twatnation: you put absolutely no thought whatsoever into your insults, you just chuck them out. At least I actually made an effort. As for spastic... well, I'll have to go for cliched old non-insult here: pot, kettle. Actually fuck it, that's too easy, I'll try something else. Your mummy, teachers and "friends" (that is, those few people who don't tell you fuck off or beat the snot out of you the minute they see you) are all lying: it's the people with *low* IQs who are the retards. Last edited by NiGHTMARE on 09-24-06 at 18:43 darknation Loser Posts: 2339 Registered: 03-02 You will always have a special place in my heart. Anyway, I have come on behalf of the Nation of #zdoom as it's foremost diplomat. I'm not here for long, so I thought I'd give you some final thoughts. First, you shall neither hunt me down nor kill me if I continue to call you Nick Baker. It is your name. Your mother, god rest her soul, granted you this name upon your birth, probably about thirteen seconds before you slipped from her grasp and bashed your skull on the cold hopital floor. Do not blame her for your brain damage. You were covered in slippery vaginajuice, and frankly you are lucky she didn't take one look at the retarded thing mewling in her grasp and just pitch you straight into the nearest waste disposal receptical. In other news, you are now universially loathed. Sure, I'm sure the people at doom wad station, newdoom and whereever else the banned retards congregate will love to have a man with your experience and standing in their midest. The fact that you hane obviously gone totally batshit insane will fly over their heads. I am a troll, and I admit it. I'm proud of it actually. I've gotten more retards banned by taunting them into stupid action than you have braincells (roughly 15). The fact that you constantly fall for the trolls should tell you all you need to know about all the wit in your finger. NiGHTMARE Loser Posts: 4758 Registered: 05-00 Let's say the equation is 100+100. If the idiot thinks the answer is 57, he need make no more effort than the genuis who knows the correct answer is 200. On the other hand, an incredibly complicated equation might take the genius quarter of an hour to figure out, whereas the idiot thinks, for no reason whatsoever, that the answer is 6, and takes no longer than 15 seconds to write it down. darknation Loser Posts: 2339 Registered: 03-02 the problem with your little metaphor is I am *right* when I call you a spastic. 09-24-06 18:47 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Homepage || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote NiGHTMARE Loser Posts: 4758 Registered: 05-00 Yes, you are in fact right - well done, have a gold star little girl! However, as I pointed out, your definition of the word spastic is different than everyone else's. Where you say spastic, others say say intellectual. I know you think I'm lying, but that just shows what a retard... I mean genius you are. 09-24-06 18:48 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote darknation Loser Posts: 2339 Registered: 03-02 uhuh. And where you say intellectual, other people say 'socially retarded'. Or 'Nick Baker'. Your name has become a byword for acting like... well, a spastic. That not depress you? 09-24-06 18:51 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Homepage || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote Ralphis` Rape Survivor Posts: 1214 Registered: 06-01 lol mick baker sucks 09-24-06 18:51 Profile || Blog || Homepage || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote NiGHTMARE Loser Posts: 4758 Registered: 05-00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- darknation said: First, you shall neither hunt me down nor kill me if I continue to call you Nick Baker. It is your name. Your mother, god rest her soul, granted you this name upon your birth, probably about thirteen seconds before you slipped from her grasp and bashed your skull on the cold hopital floor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But that is where you are 100% incorrect, ballknobbler. My mother did not call (and possibly never has called) me Nick Baker - she called me Nicholas Baker. I think you'll find you are well and truly owned, fatherfucker. 09-24-06 18:52 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote AgentSpork Agent Spork is a resourceful agent for the Country who should be working on map04 Posts: 1525 Registered: 09-02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My mother did not call (and possibly never has called) me Nick Baker - she called me Nicholas Baker. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That makes all the difference in the world! Darknation, you indeed just got your ass handed to you. Learn how to get his name right. 09-24-06 18:55 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Homepage || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote NiGHTMARE Loser Posts: 4758 Registered: 05-00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- darknation said: uhuh. And where you say intellectual, other people say 'socially retarded'. Or 'Nick Baker'. Your name has become a byword for acting like... well, a spastic. That not depress you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Come on now, anusproper, we all know that special little status is reserved all for you. As I said, the only reason you weren't banned long ago is that everyone here knows you have no friends in real life. 09-24-06 18:56 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote Amaster Artificial Mechanical Android Skilled in Troubleshooting and Efficient Repair Posts: 3495 Registered: 04-02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NiGHTMARE said: I think you'll find you are well and truly owned, fatherfucker. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Indeed! 09-24-06 18:57 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Homepage || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote darknation Loser Posts: 2339 Registered: 03-02 yes, that is a totally crippling blow to all my arguements. One might also say that a man is not defined by his name, but by his actions. And you, sir, your new name is mong. I'll still call you Nick though, if that's ok with you. Kind of a pet name. And NicholasBakery doesn't have the same ring to it. 09-24-06 18:57 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Homepage || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote NiGHTMARE Loser Posts: 4758 Registered: 05-00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- darknation said: I am a troll, and I admit it. I'm proud of it actually. I've gotten more retards banned by taunting them into stupid action than you have braincells (roughly 15). The fact that you constantly fall for the trolls should tell you all you need to know about all the wit in your finger. [/B] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Open your fucking eyes and wake up, darkarsefacer. You are falling for a troll with every post you are adding to this thread. 09-24-06 18:58 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote NiGHTMARE Loser Posts: 4758 Registered: 05-00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- darknation said: yes, that is a totally crippling blow to all my arguements. One might also say that a man is not defined by his name, but by his actions. And you, sir, your new name is mong. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'd rather be called mong than pathetic-pile-of-shit-who-everyone-hates-but-is-too-utterly-brain-dead-to-even-realise-it. I almost feel sorry for you. *Almost* 09-24-06 18:59 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote darknation Loser Posts: 2339 Registered: 03-02 difference is I am choosing to be banned at this precise moment in time, because I'm getting a kick out of making you look like the sad demented loser that you are. I'm going to have to start quoting the precise post I am replying too. You're random thrashing at the keyboard is resulting in far too many nick baker posts. 09-24-06 19:01 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Homepage || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote NiGHTMARE Loser Posts: 4758 Registered: 05-00 And you think I chose to hurl obscenities around for the fun of it? How blind and ignorant can one person truly be? I don't give two shits about this place - the deathz0rness is corrupting even some of those people who I once considered outstanding members of the community. As someone already said in slightly different places, this site is an undead corpse. Meaning it smells. Badly. 09-24-06 19:04 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote darknation Loser Posts: 2339 Registered: 03-02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NiGHTMARE said: I'd rather be called mong than pathetic-pile-of-shit-who-everyone-hates-but-is-too-utterly-brain-dead-to-even-realise-it. I almost feel sorry for you. *Almost* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- uhuh. Everyone hates me. God damn, even the masses at doomworld loathe my guts. Have you perchance seen the doomworld masthead recently erected in my honour? I think it's rather fetching. I generally frown at tribute, but it does remind the nickbakers of the world exactly who hates who. 09-24-06 19:05 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Homepage || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote NiGHTMARE Loser Posts: 4758 Registered: 05-00 Erm, no it wasn't in your fucking honour. For fuck's sake. They did the precise same thing to me over a year ago, if you try applying your clearly addled memory. And they changed all user names to Nick Baker earlier on, too. You think either of these were an "honour"? No, they were both particularly worthless attempts at humorous insults. The exact same thing is true in this instance. Only you've got your head stuck so far up your arse, you don't even realise it. 09-24-06 19:08 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote darknation Loser Posts: 2339 Registered: 03-02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NiGHTMARE said: And you think I chose to hurl obscenities around for the fun of it? How blind and ignorant can one person truly be? I don't give two shits about this place - the deathz0rness is corrupting even some of those people who I once considered outstanding members of the community. As someone already said in slightly different places, this site is an undead corpse. Meaning it smells. Badly. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- interesting. Those same outstanding members of the community wonder exactly what happened to nick baker to turn him into you. Still, nothing lasts forever. Once minute you are on the top of your game, relasing wads that aren't cut & paste nightmares and not listening to your own hype (say hi to tormentor for me btw). Next minute you are sitting in the old folks home shitting your last into a bag, no one gives a shit about you and you find yourself a spiteful and largely useful appedix in the community you once cared for. I'll cut that little sentence down into the 'genius' version for you. "no one gives a shit about nick baker" You are now, at best, amusement for a rainy day. 09-24-06 19:10 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Homepage || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote NiGHTMARE Loser Posts: 4758 Registered: 05-00 If that were true, this thread would have 0 replies. Logic beats the retard once again. I'll finish off by adding that you should spend some time thinking about the fact that acting like you has apparently made me even more hated here than I already was. Last edited by NiGHTMARE on 09-24-06 at 19:19 09-24-06 19:13 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote kristus Godlike/Doglike Posts: 4080 Registered: 07-00 This IS a rainy day. 09-24-06 19:19 Profile || Blog || PM || Email || Homepage || Search || Add Buddy Report to mod || IP || Edit/Delete || Quote darknation Loser Posts: 2339 Registered: 03-02 don't mistake 'caring about' for 'ripping the cunt out of'. two totally different things, and I'm not entirely sure how your fucked up deluded brain managed to get them mixed up. Let's hit you with some examples. if I 'cared' about nick baker, I would be showing concern and grief at the total display you have been making out of yourself the past couple of years, much like the much beloved alcoholic uncle who has really let himself go and pissed in the punch at his grandchild's weddng. I would gently remind you that you are Nick Baker, and you can be a non-mong when you try. (hard) if I was 'ripping the cunt out of you', I would be systematically undermining you at every oppertunity for my own personal amusement, because frankly I never know what insipid bullshit you are going to come out with next that will lift me to even greater hights of mirth. Are we reading from the same page here? I'd like to get the idea that I care about nick baker out of the picture. It would destroy my street cred.